
Fell in love with a ZX Spectrum, broke my Beta VCR watching WarGames again and again, wrote harmless viruses in Assembly that hid in the master boot sector, used a Gopher client to access a Russian server in 1991, bought my first domain in 1997. Popped with the dot-com bubble, wandered around trying to hide from social networks, quite successfully, until now.
... but now that Joshua is out there, I cannot hide anymore.